Adoption Pending :) Dog Rescue Chihuahua Slim Shady
Adoption Area: East Tennessee

Slim Shady needs: May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna get a family here!

Y'all act like you never seen a white Chihuahua before
Jaws all on the floor for a crystal blue-eyed boy for you to adore
And 5-6 months old being 5 pounds at the core
I came to rescue by way of owner surrender
Stay with me as I attempt to engender
You with all of my splendor
I love my people, especially my one
I follow her everywhere she goes, the exception is none
I need a person to be my leader according to my foster
To keep me in line and prevent me from being a gangster
My foster siblings have helped me learn I don’t call the shots
They showed me in a calm patient way so we didn’t get tied up in knots
I’ve gotten better at meeting new dog friends
My new people need to keep on these trends
I am high energy and need a dog buddy who plays
A confident buddy with a steady personality I cannot faze
An active home to keep me busy and take me out and about
But no children under 12 since I am such a small sprout
Leash walks are fun now that I know how to do it
Training is still needed I will have to admit
Yeah, I need someone home part of the day
Cuz I’m still a baby and can’t hold it too long, ok?
Sometimes I just let loose, it’s called an accident
But that’s because I wasn’t taken out when I should’ve went
At night I sleep in my crib called a crate
It’s also where I hang when my people go out to recreate
To tell you the truth, sometimes I don’t want to be left in that state
And I’ve been known to shout while I’m made to wait
My shouting precludes me from living in an apartment or condo
I had to tell you because I wasn’t allowed to keep it on the down low
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Everybody wave your dog bones, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
A few more things you should know about me
I’m a great car rider because there’s places to see
As far as grooming, my needs are few
A bath and nail trim is all that is due
My fosters have a playful cool cat
And you have to know I’m totally down with that
This boy is up to date on all his age appropriate shots
As well as preventives for heartworms, fleas and what nots
They made Slim Shady get neutered
Even when I disputed
But now that I have I am ready to be rooted
Oh I almost forgot I got me a microchip
Now I’m ready to start a family relationship

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you wanting Slim Shady need to start initiating
So won't the real Slim Shady family please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Dang it, let’s all stand up
My adoption fee is $175.